History of Great Orators of the Democrat Party

The following is presented as humor. Though the fact it exists at all is still troubling!  /bobdm

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Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST:

 

"One man with courage makes a majority." ~ Andrew Jackson

 

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

 

"The buck stops here." ~ Harry S. Truman

 

"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." ~  John F. Kennedy

 

AND NOW:

 

Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PRESENT:

 

"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?'' ~ President William Jefferson Clinton

 

"That Obama... I would like to cut his nuts off." ~ Jesse Jackson, Sr.

 

"Those rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage." ~ John Edwards

 

"What difference does it make?" (re: Benghazi) ~ Hillary Clinton

 

"I invented the Internet." ~ Al Gore

 

"The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass." ~ Joe Biden

 

"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children." ~ Barack Obama

 

"I have campaigned in all 57 states." ~ Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

 

"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats." ~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006) (A really, really stupid remark.)

 

"Paying taxes is voluntary." ~ Sen. Harry Reid

 

"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is.” Hillary Rodham Clinton (Quoted 1998)

 

"You have a business. You didn't build that. Someone else did!" ~ Barack Obama (Quoted 2012)

 

And the most ridiculous gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior Moron": "We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it." ~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March,2010) (As one Doctor said: And that is also the perfect definition of a stool sample.)

 

HOW FORTUNATE WE ARE TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE-GREAT COUNTRY!!

 

Life is tough! It's even tougher when you're stupid.'' ~ John Wayne