Be Prepared
Thursday, January 17, 2008 at 07:16AM From what I can figure, today, January 17, is the date in 1998 that Matt Drudge went public with the Monica Lewinsky story the major news media tried so hard to cover up.
Thanks Matt.
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Reader Comments (14)
Yuu haven't dissapointed with this post.
But you are a Clinton fan. We have a draw.
It is not as though I dangle a watch in front of you and make you read my stuff.
It is a passion though isn't it.
Having to comment on everything I write seems to be an obsession with you as well.
What kills me most about the whole Monica scandal is how democrats continue to make believe it is only about sex.
Here we had a US President getting his whistle blown while on the phone with heads of state and in one case even discussing sending our troops into dangerous situation while Monica was doing her thing. I've talked to a number of democrats who never knew that and when confronted with the fact that it was the case most try to deny it. Shows how many of them actually read the star report instead of listening to other left wing talking heads.
Maybe that's why they have no problem with the fact that their party controls 40% of the delegates in the Democratic primary in order to make sure the party and not the people pick who they wish to be the leader. They are unaware because their party talking heads don't discuss it. Head in the sand seems to work well for them.
Think I'll stick with my jelly beans from AF-1.
Have you noticed the first stages of Clinton Fatigue Syndrom?
When Shebat was going to lose NH, which she would have had the college kiddies been here, the press was all about giving her a good stomping.
She also picked up more loony endorsements AFTER almost losing to a guy with no background what so ever.
Now Billbat is taking heat from the press on her behalf - he looks angry. What else is new.
When this tag team of Arkansas mafia dons goes down in November your liberal friends will find it convieniently safe to remember the Clinton abuse and rape follies.
The cry will be "Lets move on"!
Until then people like Chris Matthews will still have to apologize to the cow.
Your posting hit the nail on it's head. It wasn't only about the sex, it was the lying, cover up and the blame game that took place. Doesn't anyone remember Bill standing up in front of the American people and pointing his finger and saying" I did not have sex with that woman." He only fessed up when Monica produced the now infamous blue dress. Wasn't that a lie or as some say, an ommission of truth?
Didn't Bill also get disbarred for lying to the grand jury during the Paula Jones case?
I also remember the Clinton's sending out all their supporters to defame this young woman publically to save him from the embarrassment of his behavior. The honorable thing to have done would have been to confess his sins and ask for forgiveness. The American people would have forgiven him.
Isn't this when Hillary declared her husband was a victim of a vast right wing conspiracy when her huhsband knew all along he had been caught in an embarrassing situation, when he really was a victim of his own inability to control himself?
Perhaps some can claim a lapse in historical knowledge in order to promote the Clinton's as the saviors of this country, but you can count me out. The Democrats have better candidates than that. It still bothers me to this day that Bill's escapades took place in the people's house, the White House. Couldn't he go to the no tell motel like Kennedy?
You're a real pervert, Ed. I sincerely hope there is no Mrs. Ed.
What Republican had sex in a men's room?
I can't think of any.
You must be referring to some bathroom in Amsterdam where your leadership vacations.
Check a mirror.
I don't think Ed is a pervert. There are probably some latent tendencies, and obviously he is a misogynist, but I don't see full-blown perversion evidenced.
I stick with my original diagnosis of narcissism, mixed with rage and paranoia. One of the clearer indications of narcissism is how he reduces all those he precieves as an enemy by ad hominen attacks. Hillary is a "Shebat" and a "cow". She and her husband are "Arkansas mafia dons". Using these epithets allows him to deny their human reality and substitute a charicature instead
A liberal calling me full of rage. That is an interesting concept.
Here is some human reality for you.
A friend of mine is not happy with your esteemed former president because he was getting some of his tiny penis services done for him by Monica while on the phone talking up his little war in Kosovo. My friend's son was a pilot in that war, which by the way is NOT over and just getting ramped back up in preparation of some "nation building" as in Kosovo becoming an independent state. How come we don't hear about pulling the troops out of there?
Simple enough for you? I know you are a smart guy. Now explain the rage I see from Clinton supporters like yourself when I mention Clinton an how he abuses women at the drop of a hat - even the cow he is married to.
I am not a Clinton supporter. I never voted for him. I think he was an intelligent but deeply flawed person. She was not even my third choice in the primary. Despite this, I think your theories about the Clintons being a pair of murderers is "nuts", in the non-clinical sense of course.
I do not feel any rage at your remarks. That you perceive this is called, in psychological circles, "projection". This happens often in teens and other highly emotional people lacking self-awareness.
I think its cute.
No wonder you use fake names.
First, it's the Democrats in NH who are the party of two men having sex in a restroom...isn't their leader Ray Buckey? And secondly, I don't think Mrs. Ed has gone anywhere, in fact, I know she hasn't.
;-)