HR 24 – AS INTRODUCED
CITIZEN RESOLUTION 24
This resolution petitions Congress to commence impeachment procedures against NH State Representative Moonbat Betty Hall.
STATE OF NEW HAMPSHIRE
In the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand Eight
A RESOLUTION petitioning Congress to commence impeachment procedures.
Whereas the voters of Brookline NH have made fun of our representative form of government by electing a nit wit, Moonbat Betty Hall to the office of State Representative.
Whereas Rep. Moonbat Betty Hall could be doing something useful with her elected position, such as ending starvation in Darfur, freeing Tibet, ending the weaponization of space, renaming Brookline NH “La, La Land”, curbing poverty in Appliachia, helping Congresswoman Carol She-Pot work with Louisiana Congressman William Jefferson to funnel more money to New Orleans, protecting our meat and water from contamination from space aliens, or recognizing Che’s birthday as a NH holiday.
Whereas Rep. Moonbat Betty Hall is already on the most useless, corrupt, and stacked committee - Election Law.
Whereas Rep. Moonbat Betty Hall is going on a hunger strike that will certainly upset the market for tofu and granola.
That in all of this, Representative Moonbat Betty Hall has acted in a manner contrary to their trust as a joke in Brookline passed on to Concord by voters with a cruel sense of humor, subversive of constitutional government, to the great prejudice of the cause of law and justice, and to the manifest injury of the people of the State of New Hampshire and of the United States; and
That Representative Moonbat Betty Hall, by such conduct, warrant impeachment and trial, removal from office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any offices of honor, trust, or profit under the United States; and
That New Hampshire’s Senators and Representatives in the United States Congress are hereby requested to cause to be instituted in the Congress of the United States proper proceedings for the investigation of the activities of Representative Moonbat Betty Hall, to the end that they may be impeached and removed from such office; and
That copies of this resolution be forwarded by the house clerk to the Speaker of the United States House of Representatives and to each member of the New Hampshire congressional delegation.