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Monday
Apr142008

Like Impeachement Is Groovy

Dateline Concord:

I just left my post as a protestor protesting protestors, it was tough on the prostate. I could have wet myself laughing and anyone with me would have called it justified.

Of course I am talking about the biggest socks and sandals event in Concord – the “Impeach George Bush Moonbat Rally and Men’s Ponytail and Scruffy Beard Exhibition at the Capital Theater.”

It was a packed house – not by a long shot. About half the left wing angry/crazies were from out of state. But that is typical of gambling, homosexual marriage, and union bills in the legislature as well – from my humble observations over the years.

Now my “job” at the protest of the protesters was to hold up my home made sign which said “waste $” and make revealing comments about moonbats to cars passing by. No problem.

I was singing Moonbat River, announcing the tofu tasting party menu for later, warning drivers about the money burning in the Statehouse, and most importantly, telling people that sandals and socks were required dress. All this is standard stuff.

We had a Vermont “reporter” with a great 18-20 inch ponytail come try to argue with my comrade protesters. He gave up and left. Some tired looking female moonbats stopped by to express themselves. You know the type – low maintenance.

But the highlight was some middle aged gal – crew cut hair, surprise, who wanted to get into a shouting match with one of our guys, bla, bla, bla, all the liberal checklist items and then she dropped the big one – “this country was built on slavery.”

Whenever they stoop to this I rise above it and sing Moonbat River even louder.

If these 60’s lefties rented the Capital Theater for the 100 people who showed up they should have their heads exhamined.

Reader Comments (15)

Ohh Ed. Those people who want "homosexual marriage" and those "union bills," and a "middle age gal" with "crew cut hair" and a guy with "a great 18-20 inch ponytail" (did you measure?)....

....wouldn't it be so boring if everyone looked alike and thought alike? Fortunately for America, good Americans disagree with one another and don't all look the same.

Our Founding Fathers (and Mothers -- althought they couldn't vote back then) would be proud. Love it or leave it. Actually -- let's love it and stay here.

ps. And let's remember it's usually the "dignified looking people" in their "suits and good clothes" with "well-groomed hair" and "acting normal" who meet behind closed doors, using the New Hampshire Right-To-Know Law to their advantage by excluding the public.
April 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJim Splaine
Jim:

Actually the far left crowd we saw looked like they were stamped out of a moonbat cookie cutter. I have to admit none had tie died headbands on but it is still April and chilly outside. As the protest season rolls on I expect the fashion to evolve back to the sixties where these people formed their angry opinions.

Just my dead on observation.

And my observation that better than half of the cars in front of the place were from Vermont - like Mr.pony tail, Mass. CT, NY, and so on is in fact true.

And it seems all I have to do is write homosexual in a column and you respond.

Boring, predictable, and not very interesting.
April 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterEd Naile
Ed, you forgot to mention how many cars had the factually incorrect but seemingly standard issue government spending pie chart.

http://www.factcheck.org/askfactcheck/what_about_ben_jerrys_chart_saying.html

I've often thought of keeping copies of that factcheck page with me to stick under the windshield wiper of cars I see with that sticker on it.
April 15, 2008 | Registered CommenterRick Barnes
Rick:

Grasshopper, you forget basic principal of dealing with liberals - facts are not facts.

If one FEELS his pie chart is true than it is.

April 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterEd Naile
Ed, the thing I can't figure out is the preoccupation of some of the writers on NHInsider.com with gays -- after all, some people do write about us a lot. Whenever I see the mention in one of your posts, I think -- to paraphrase your words -- boring, predictable, and umm, yet quite very interesting.

As to why when people write about gays I'm interested in responding, it has to do with my long-held conviction that nothing matters quite so much in this world as the way we treat one another. If we treated one another fairly and equally, there would be no reason for war, little possibility of poverty, or food or water shortage, and we'd all be living God's plan for peace on Earth.

About gays and straights -- I'll continue my fight for your right to be straight, and my equal right to be gay, and our mutual rights to be equal. I promise you that.
April 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJim Splaine
For the benefit of Jim, the preoccupation with gays explained:

These left wingers keep bringing the subject up. So it keeps coming up. When something gets thrust in your face repeatedly you get 'preoccupied' with it.

But at least we're not obsessed with it like you seem to be.


April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRowland
Ed,

Did you check to see if the Moonpie crown wanted to impeach Bush 41 or 43? Given the apparent breach from reality they insist on claming, I wonder if they even know. But what can you expect from a buunch of typical white people?
April 16, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterdave
Rowland!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You get it!

Jim Splaine seems to think his homosexual lifestyle is mindnumbingly important.

Not so as far as I am concerned. I think is is a big yawn.

In fact I don't much care to debate the issue because it is so predictable and boring. I think the other side likes to spout off as some sort of childish moral authority - like being homosexual makes you an expert on it and that way in any conversation their opponent would be on the defensive. Sorry it doesn't work that way.

Jim acts like I bring his lifestyle up all the time but he is either confused or too anxious to get into the subject.

So let me explain whay I put the word "homosexual" in my last article.

The liberal crowd that used to post endless, silly, liberal, comments on this site stopped writing and commenting a few months ago. No problem with me - just funny how they all got busy doing something else - what with Obama and Hellry going at it full boar I thought we would have some moonbat back and forth comments. Not so!

I went to the Capital Theater and protested the pasty tofu crowd. It was such fun I thought I'll throw the word "homosexual" in the article about it and see if it attracts the usual response.

And what did I get - the usual boring response, a lecture on how we "normal" people treat homosexuals, who are the "real" normal people.

Yawn.

Rowland gets a gold star!
April 16, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterEd Naile
Gosh, I don't think I said anything about my lifestyle, but you seem mighty interested. My lifestyle is boring so I don't have much to write about. But when people want to discriminate or think 'they' should have rights and others shouldn't, I do speak up and speak out.
April 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJim Splaine
Jim:

Gosh I don't think I said anything about your lifestyle in my first post.

I pointed out correctly that is is out of state interests that show up for that, union, gambling issues, and this impeachment nonsense.

You jumped at the chance, as I thought you would, to take the same old tired stance of defending homosexual issues when no defence was necessary.

And where have you liberals been for so long on this blog? You forgot to mention anything about that?

Collective amnesia?

April 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterEd Naile
Ed, the liberals thought the conservatives needed to have some free reign to vent, so we took a break for you. We believe in fairness and equality! But we enjoy the discussion so we'reeeee b a c k.
April 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJim Splaine
Oh boy.

Actually I didn't know Jim was gay. I thought he was just one of those more-openminded-than-thou prissy jerks.

If somebody wants to be gay that's not my problem. But if he wants to be a prissy jerk he should keep it to himself. I'm a prissyphobe.
April 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRowland
Okay, now you've gone way too far Rowland. I've Googled "prissy jerk" and "prissyphobe" and come up with no results. I don't think it's fair calling me something I don't understand! As you know, I'm confused enough already.
April 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJim Splaine
Rowland:

Apparently we are on someone's favorite subject.

Did I call this one or what?

No time for politics but plenty for boring behavior.

I'll have to go back to "comments off" again like last year.

I'ts time for "CHANGE".


April 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterEd Naile
Maybe they are moonbats.
But I still want George & Dick impeached.

Granted, it will be disappointing to see them replaced with President/ess Moonbat.
April 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterH

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