Call Moe and Shemp Next Time
Saturday, April 26, 2008 at 02:37PM I got a message from one of the people in our CNHT office, Judy, the gracious, talented, professional, secretary who works here with Cornerstone Policy Network, that they received a phone call from a very, very unhappy New Hampshire state representative. (Sorry Judy, they let almost anyone have a phone these days so you have to listen to cranks now and then.)
Immediately I thought, hmm; state representative, angry, calls non-profit to bitterly complain about receiving and invitation to a prayer meeting – must be a liberal.
Bingo! Some character named Larry Brown, of Strafford, who, unfortunately for New Hampshire, won a seat in the Legislature back in 2004, is upset enough at being invited to a prayer breakfast for legislators he had to take time from his busy schedule to call and complain about it.
I was told he wants “off the CPR list.”
News flash Larry!!!!!
The “list” your name is on is the roster of State Legislators.
What a surprise. This is the same mistake one former State Rep., Ray Buckley, made a few years back when he sent CPR a prissy letter asking to be taken “off the list.” We printed his letter in our Taxing Times newspaper for statewide enjoyment because it was so amusing.
So I took the time to look up Rep Larry Brown’s legislative record to see what kind of a liberal he is.
Heavy reading for sure, not many State Representatives would tackle the third rail of all legislation like Larry did in his recent and only bill this session, his masterpiece, the all consuming - House Bill 1221. Here is the most important issue of our time, according to Representative Larry:
Be it Enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives in General Court convened:
1 New Paragraph; Powers and Duties; Trees. Amend RSA 289:7 by inserting after paragraph II the following new paragraph:
III. Cemetery trustees shall have the power to control and preserve all shrubs, trees, and other greenery within the cemetery, within the right of way of the cemetery, and which extend over the border of the cemetery. No one shall remove or otherwise damage shrubs, trees, and other greenery which is on cemetery property, within the right of way of the cemetery, or which extends over the border of the cemetery without the written permission of a majority of the board of cemetery trustees or municipal equivalent.
Another news flash Rep. Larry!
Under RSA 289:7 Cemetery trustees already have power over the trees and shrubs in and around the cemetery, in sections 289:7 I (a-b-c-d).
Maybe that is why your bill was voted, Inexpedient to Legislate.
You know, Rep. Larry, Cornerstone Policy Network has some talented people that answer their phones. Maybe we can get one of them to find you a number for some counseling.
Reader Comments (12)
Ed, Ed, Ed, you just don't get it. The nonsensical twisted defense of your hate and greed filled way of life offends people.
You offend people.
Don't even try to reason with the constant bigotry and whiny drone of this column.
They don't squawk this loudly unless it hurts.
Speaking of bunghole liberals the first three installments of my video from Carol Shea-Porter in Epping are up.
http://nhcitizen.org/csp/
There's much more to come. Libs better buy some extra sturdy knickers because they're going to be in a twist all summer long. This is the one Chaz Proulx is all upset about. He's upset because I was there and I didn't take her crap lying down like a good boy.
Sorry to have to offend you Jason but you guys offended US first. Every time I pay my taxes I get offended.
Your a spineless wuss. You amuse me that's the extent of it.
If you've got a problem with that, just drive to Raymond and let's talk about it.
I'm one town over from you.
or call me on my cell 231-7562
Your right. I hit every note in the sorry little tune that makes them dance.
"Jason" is Raybo by the way, along with manch voter, whitey, pinko, and a host of other not quite clever anons.
Notice how a state rep. who is supposed to act like an adult calls a non-profit to "give them a piece of his apparently small mind, for inviting him, along with every other rep, to a prayer breakfast and this bunch jumps to his defense because I show him to be the lightweight he is by poking fun at him.
Its where the "knee jerk" in knee jerk liberals comes from.
So predictable and boring.
Very similar to the desk at Lynch's office referrring calls to them against recinding parental notification to NH Right to Life's answering machine.
Imagine the pent up anger that makes a person call a non-profit and rant at them for an simple invite to a prayer breakfast sent in the mail.
Its grow up time Representative Larry.
How uncivilized! How... what's the word? I've got it now. RUDE!
If I've got a problem with it? I'm not the one with the problem. But if it really has your panties in a bunch then you know where I live.
You're entitled to your opinion and you can bleeping well have it!
I don't know where you live. When you call me please leave your address. Or post it here. Thanks for the invitation, I'm sure we'll have an interesting conversation when we meet up.
This "State Rep" Larry, told our office angel that his recieving an invitation to a prayer breakfast was "obsene".
Neat trick.
He convinces voters he is a man with community spirit and intelect and what do they do - elect a rage filled liberal.
November - time for "change."
Rowland is too busy resolving his potty issues to work for change. I've tried to encourage him to work for Peter Bearse because I know that a lot of people with similar world views will vote for Peter. Unfortunately for Peter, Rowland is too mired in his fixation with underwear to be effective.
Oh well, every campaign has its sidewhows.
You know I have been thinking about this Rep. Larry Brown guy and his anger management problem.
Maybe all those democrats they rounded up in Manchester to run for house seats who didn't show up or resigned after they were elected was a good thing after all.
If they had emotional problems similar to liberal democrat Rep. Brown then were are all spared nasty phone calls at the office.
As we get closer to the elction in Novemeber it will get more shrill and ugly.