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Wednesday
Jun112008

Back From Utah

I’m back from Hilo, Utah and the Stihl Timbersports qualifier held between 32 of the best ax men and sawyers in the world – at least the best we could identify from the applicants and their documented past performances in other competitions world wide.

The Stihl Timbersports competition pits highly skilled athletes against each other in what could be argued is the heavyweight class of skills loggers and woodsmen have used for centuries to harvest timber all over the world.

My humble job at Timbersports is as the “trim guy” who handles the only chain saw cutting not involved in competition. After each heat someone has to straighten the end of each piece of competition wood to as close to perfect as possible so the judge can add a fresh chalk line. If I do not do this correctly I receive laser beam stares from people who often weigh in at 250lbs and above and who are more often than not, 6’ 4” or so. I also cut the spring board poles for the metal “swing dogs” that hold the competition wood 9’ off the ground.

Once in a while I help run the Stihl 660 Pro saws through the test wood brought on site to match the four saws we use in competition. Several cuts are made and timed for each saw after they leave the factory dynamometer in Virginia Beach. In this event we were 5,500 feet above sea level. The carburetors had to be adjusted by Stihl field techs on site. This went well in Utah thanks to the Stihl techs.

Some long time Timbersports competitors have retired recently and American ranks are suddenly thin, as the April 28 Colbert Report spoof of Timbersports brought to light. The “down under crowd” is dominating the competition because they have so many good choppers who are serious about training for some races they do not have in Australia and New Zealand such as the “hot saw” event, which is basically a motorcycle engine made into a chain saw.

For the first time, Timbersports was streamed live on the net as we taped it for later use on ESPN.

Next, I am off to Columbus, Georgia for the finals. I hope the fans in Georgia are as enthusiastic as the Utah crowd was. What they lacked in size they made up for in volume when it came to cheering-on competitors.

You can catch some highlights on, http://sports.espn.go.com/outdoors/timbersports/index

Just click on photos.

Reader Comments (2)

If I ever decided to do the Alec Baldwin thing and renounced my citizenship, I'd move to Vancouver BC Canada. Lumbering is really big up there. There are chainsaw carvings on Grouse Mountain along with a lumberjack comedy show. And if you're a little nervious about trams there are lumberjack shows at sea level too in Stanley Park. Ed, have you ever worked a Stihl Timbersports event in Canada?
June 13, 2008 | Unregistered Commenternut-case
nut-case

I have not done a show in Canada but have been to Alaska via the ferry out of Bellingham, Washington. We did a Ketchican show and had to take all our stuff up by boat.

Ketchican has a Sheer Lumberjack show just off the cruise ship dock. We used that venue.

I have competed against Canadians here in the States at Cornish, Rochester, Fryburg, and a few other spots.

We have some Canadians in this Timbersports series just held in Utah, Gaston Dupere and J. P. Mercier, plus a college competitor who's name escapes me.

I do some comedy in the shows I run involving a stuffed chipmunk but can not releal the details for obvious reasons - trade secrets and all:)

Been to Munich, Germany for Timbersports and have had several offers to go down under and work on an Aussie show in Sydney in March but have not had the timing right yet.

Working on doing a week at the Addison County Fair in VT. It would be a demo; chop, throw the ax, talk, springboard, pass out, etc.

I will ask about the shows you mentioned. I am sure we have some guys who do them.

One of my favorite past competitors was Carl Bishof of BC. I have not seen him since spring board times dropped from the mid fifties to the high thirty second finish times but I hear his is still in the game up that way.

One point to note. I talked to Rob Weible a pole climber and chopper from the North West last week, who probably goes into Canada. He says he knows Melvin Lardy of "Ax Men" on the History Channel, runs into him at lumberjack meets in Oregon.

And here is some wood chopper trivia!

Guess who lives in NH and was on a NH HIGH SCHOOL woodsmen team that kicked ass all over the North East...

Chuck McGee.

Small world.
June 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterEd Naile

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