(My January 21 article in advance)
The entire world wept with delight.
In some parts of urban America, entire populations of neighborhoods collapsed and began speaking in tongues.
Cats barked and dogs meowed.
Daisies sprang from the snow.
Everything changed all at once and some liberals actually had their panties un-bunch.
Yes, President Barack Hussien Obama gave the greatest speech ever heard by man.
It was, my brothers and sisters, the greatest start of a re-election campaign since the Messiah’s election to the Illinois State Senate.
I have copies on CD available through EBay for $9.95 plush shipping and handling.