Dave’s Top Ten Letterman Show Staffer Pick-up Lines:
10. Ooops, I thought this was the men’s room.
9. These glasses let me see through your clothes.
8. Did you hear Sarah Palin thinks I’m sexy?
7. Your 21? Wow, I would have bet you were like 14.
6. Bet you didn’t know it’s Casual No Underwear Friday!
5. Can I call you cute staffer # 5 whatever your name is?
4. Hey sweetie, how’d you like a paycheck as fat as my head!
3. No really, all the staffers do this!
2. You’re even hotter then Sarah Palin.
1. Hey baby, how about a re-run?