A Tribute To Dave

Dave’s Top Ten Letterman Show Staffer Pick-up Lines:

 

10. Ooops, I thought this was the men’s room.

 

9. These glasses let me see through your clothes.

 

8. Did you hear Sarah Palin thinks I’m sexy?

 

7. Your 21? Wow, I would have bet you were like 14.

 

6. Bet you didn’t know it’s Casual No Underwear Friday!

 

5. Can I call you cute staffer # 5 whatever your name is?

 

4. Hey sweetie, how’d you like a paycheck as fat as my head!

 

3. No really, all the staffers do this!

 

2. You’re even hotter then Sarah Palin.

 

1. Hey baby, how about a re-run?