A Tribute To Dave

Dave’s Top Ten Letterman Show Staffer Pick-up Lines:


10. Ooops, I thought this was the men’s room.


9. These glasses let me see through your clothes.


8. Did you hear Sarah Palin thinks I’m sexy?


7. Your 21? Wow, I would have bet you were like 14.


6. Bet you didn’t know it’s Casual No Underwear Friday!


5. Can I call you cute staffer # 5 whatever your name is?


4. Hey sweetie, how’d you like a paycheck as fat as my head!


3. No really, all the staffers do this!


2. You’re even hotter then Sarah Palin.


1. Hey baby, how about a re-run?