Ladies and gentlemen, I have here in this bottle a cure-all for whatever ailes ya, be it the shivers, fever, consumption or over-consumption. Step up to the wagon and behold the liquid miracle cure sure to dampen your liquidity. Its called the “Bipartisan Task Force for Responsible Fiscal Action Act of 2009,” sponsored by Sens. Kent Conrad (D-ND) and Judd Gregg (R-NH).
Yessiree fine taxpaying citizens, this miracle cure comes with a GUARANTEE! It is guaranteed to cost you more and more and more of your hard earned income because this little mixture has a tried and true secret formula.
Here it is:
Ten Democrats + eight Republicans form a bipartisan task force to decide if YOU need more taxes! How can you beat that?
More important, how can WE lose?
Now good people, does this magic formula sound like a Blue Ribbon Panel with a touch of Delphi technique? Well it should because that is exactly what it is.
Of course every good deal comes with a time limit and the Bipartisan Task Force for Responsible Fiscal Action (taxation) is no exception, no sir.
Our brew masters have little time left. Gregg will be gone in ten short months and Conrad will be history in late 2012. So you must buy NOW!
And if you buy now here is an extra bonus.
When you go to put our magic formula away “in the Obama Cabinet” Greg and Conrad will probably be there!
This deal is too good to pass up citizens so get you elixir while you can and remember – it won’t cure stupidity.