How About Ed Naile For Party Chairman?

With all this talk about the Republican Party Speaker and who it might be and the new chatter about a new Party Chair for the Republicans everyone has lost the really big news:

I am willing to put my name in the hat for Democrat Party Chairman.

Here is my campaign slogan: "I'll put the words chair and man in the title chairman and I work cheap."

Can anyone versed in these things help me out?

I feel I have the qualifications to be Democrat Party Chairman and one qualification shines through - I could not in any conceivable way do a worse job than the current failure.

Please if you know of any way I can run for Democrat party Chair please help me out.

I am partially tanned, rested and ready.

Call me, I'll be in the barn making signs.