Operation Prairie Fire!

The FBI has found “weapons of mass destruction” in the possession of a militant Christian militia out in the back woods of Michigan and arrested nine of the most dangerous terrorists in the country.

I can’t wait for the details to trickle in.

I think we should call the military style raid on the Christian militia group “Operation Prairie Fire” after William Ayers’s communist manifesto/user guide for the violent takeover of the U.S., written back in 1974 before Ayers served on the Chicago Annenberg Challenge Board of Directors with now President Barry Soetoro.

These Christian militia members were from a supposed vast, secret wing of extremists similar to Bill Ayers and his wife Bernadette Dorn, another 60’s bomber, not to mention other communists and Weathermen underground extremists our current president associated with in Chicago, except the Christian militia are Christian, not communists – therefore more dangerous.

Thankfully, we have “Operation Prairie Fire” to protect us from any attempt at a violent takeover of our country by evil forces from the woods in rural America.

And we dealt "a severe blow to a dangerous organization that today stands accused of conspiring to levy war against the United States," says Attorney General Eric Holder.

"It is believed by the Hutaree (adopted name of the Christian extremist army) that this engagement would then serve as a catalyst for a more widespread uprising against the government," so says the Federal indictment.

The wild idea that this band of local Christian terrorists could spark a revolution with their “weapons of mass destruction” sounds a bit suspect, but then look what the President’s buddies believed when they were planting bombs:

“We are a guerilla organization. We are Communists women and men, underground in the United States for more than four years. We are deeply affected by the historic events of our time in the struggle against U.S. imperialism.

Our intention is to disrupt the empire, to incapacitate, to put pressure on the cracks, to make it hard to carry out its bloody functioning against the people of the world, to join the world, to attack from the inside.”

So it seems President Barry Soetoro’s communist friends from Chicago have a better plan.