Cathy Marrero is the name of the texter who walked into a small wall surrounding a fountain at the Berkshire Mall and fell flat on her face into the water.
The fall was captured by some other Mall employees and posted on the web for our enjoyment.
I thank them all – especially Cathy for the great laugh I had.
But on a more serious note:
Someone could have been hurt.
Texting phenom Cathy Marrero, unlike Waltzing Matilda, was so engrossed in her own selfish world she could have stepped on a child, knocked down an elderly person, kicked a puppy, tipped over a wheel chair, scared a mentally challenged boy, stumbled into some mall walkers, entered the men’s room, left footprints in fresh cement, run with scissors, started a conga line or left a trail of bread crumbs.
Thankfully, the only thing that did happen was delightful – her dumb ass fell in the fountain.
Now she has an attorney, and with a straight face is asking for an apology from the mall.
God Bless America.