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The son of Libyan Dictator Moemmar Gadhafi has warned that there could be a civil war in Libya if the protesters do not back down and go home.

As a further threat he warned that if his father, Moemmar Gadhafi, felt threatened he would turn the entire country and all of its oil reserves over to his two younger brothers, Larrymmar and Curlymmar.