A Great Pick-Up Line, Stop Me If You Already Heard It

“Any of you kids wanna tickle the real Elmo?”

All is well at Sesame Street Industries!

The young boy who had a sexual relationship with Elmo has recanted ($).

The then 44 year old, recently divorced, Kevin Clash, who had a fling with a young fella of at least 16 years of age, can now go back to Sesame Street Industries with his chin held high.

No more to say about it.

All is well and back to “normal” except for the fact that it’s not easy making all this green.