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When The Going Gets Tough, We Always Have Comedy

“BANGKOK — The Pentagon has launched a sweeping review into misconduct by senior officers, Defense Secretary Leon E. Panetta announced Thursday, a rare undertaking at the nation’s largest bureaucracy, beset by recent high-profile scandals involving the brass.”


The Pentagon has made a deal with the Main Stream Media to have its own reality show to be called “CIA Boo Boo” centered around the familiar and hilarious cast of characters inhabiting the wacky world of Defense and American embassies.

Starring in CIA Boo Boo will be Leon Panetta, bringing with him all the slap happy expertise of the “Monica Lewinsky Show.”

We all remember that 90’ sit-com where a chubby pizza and oral sex delivery girl would walk right past "Chief of Bill's Little Staff" Leon and hop under President Bill Clinton’s desk, while the much beloved by American women President was on the phone to Yassar Arrafat.

See that Humming Monica/Arrafat - Lybia/Libido Middle East connection? Now THAT is how to keep a Pentagon sit-com interesting, add in some intrigue, a thousand year old conflict, slapstick action and some T and A.



Reader Comments (4)

It's LOL until Uncle Sammy goes bankrupt.
– C. dog
November 16, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterC. dog

When we do go the rest of the way bankrupt like California did and was issuing those voucher things for welfare, voters did not seem to mind. They asked for more this election.

So if California is an example of Democrat's progressive spendingship I say - lets Greece the wheels on a national scale and have some street theater.

Americans always throw a better Fourth of July.
November 20, 2012 | Registered CommenterEd Naile
Snap! I wonder in all the confusion if lil ol' New Hamster can escape unnoticed and become once again the Great State of New New Hampshire, a shining beacon of hope, freedom, and prosperity with a port open and ready to barter and exchange things of substance, and pointy mountains real hominids can climb without aid of handicap access ramps, and a rainbow coalition of diverse schooling opportunities for the 'utes to sample to find the porridge with just the right consistency, and backyards where the property owner – not the bureaurats – decide what goes and what stays. Why, it would be the perfect state of freedomstan.
– C. dog imbibing in some of his tax-free home-brew to facilitate his dream state
November 21, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterC. dog

I was at a re-count and had to smile when I saw ballot after ballot for Hassan - and the YES checked on the constitutional amendment to ban an income tax.

Without a steady source of an income re-distribution scheme to fan the flames of spending it could be two long years for Maggie.

She will have to settle on one jerry-mandered casino location to rest her spending urges.
November 21, 2012 | Registered CommenterEd Naile

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