Plan On Staying A Loser

Speaker John Boehner has several more plans up his sleeve when it comes to dealing secretly with The One.

Plan C:

Crawl on your belly towards the White House and beg for a deal, or a good belittling.

Plan D:

Don’t let anyone know you are caving in and getting nothing, actually, less than nothing, in your secret deal.

Plan E:

Everything is on the table you are curled up in a ball under.

Plan F:

Forget any hint of integrity when dealing with this failed president, roll over.

Plan G:

Go back to your constituents in Ohio and look them in the eye, as you wind up with a primary in 2014. That you might understand.