I Have a 500 LB Boar He Can Hug

Wicked Pissah!

Some resident of Massachusetts in his 50’s was tossed in the air like a rag doll by a Bison.

http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2012/06/26/bison-gores-man-in-yellowstone-park-throws-him-10-feet-in-air/

Hey, some people are above the rules. He must have thought the buffalo saw the Mass. plates on the Volvo wagon.

Now Barney Frank will sponsor a bill, John Kerry will call for an investigation, and Elizabeth Warren will jump on her pony with a spear and run the damn thing over a cliff (Her tribe was very adept at hunting buffalo and slinging bull.)

As soon as I saw the headlines about a man vs. bison confrontation I knew it had to be some eco-idiot from Cambridge or some redneck from Florida.

Comments

[dave]

I'm sure Barney will introduce legislation to prevent groin injuries by requiring all bisons to have soft rubber tips on their horns and padded hooves.

[C. dog]

Hey, the large plodding bovine was just doing his part to communicate with all the species in the environment. Fortunately, the other bovine no hablo inglés and kicked the litter from MA-MA Land outta da park. For his next act, MA-MA's boy will attempt to mount the Cape Cod bear, and hand-feed the coyotes.
– C. dog luvs watchin' stupid human tricks