I Have a 500 LB Boar He Can Hug

Wicked Pissah!

Some resident of Massachusetts in his 50’s was tossed in the air like a rag doll by a Bison.

http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2012/06/26/bison-gores-man-in-yellowstone-park-throws-him-10-feet-in-air/

Hey, some people are above the rules. He must have thought the buffalo saw the Mass. plates on the Volvo wagon.

Now Barney Frank will sponsor a bill, John Kerry will call for an investigation, and Elizabeth Warren will jump on her pony with a spear and run the damn thing over a cliff (Her tribe was very adept at hunting buffalo and slinging bull.)

As soon as I saw the headlines about a man vs. bison confrontation I knew it had to be some eco-idiot from Cambridge or some redneck from Florida.