Sometimes, A Drive-up Window Is Just A Drive-up Window

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Water at Chick-Fil-A is free, Making a national ass of yourself - Priceless

If you want to see for yourself what a progressive “professor/lecturer” does in his spare time, you have to watch Adam M. Smith starring as the hero/villain in his own home-made short film.

Film maker Adam M. Smith is an adjunct last nerve torturer at some goofy school somewhere in Arizona, who claims he never had a “gay in him” though that appears doubtful. I would guess it was a Freudian Slip.

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There are several Adam M. Smiths in Tucson so I pity the other poor guy who has had his life crash down around him because the progressive gay activist Adam Meandertal Smith is now an internet sensation.

Adam is not returning calls today after spending so much time in the drive-up window at Chick-Fil-A where he ran into a rather classy young lady WORKING there. Imagine that!

All those pent-up sexual feelings of anticipated confrontation release and the hapless Adam M. Smith goes up against a teenager who dismembered, with grace, his tantrum before it got past six accusations of hate in 15 seconds.

My money is on Adam M. Smith lecturing students trapped in his “class” next week about how he was set up by the girl in the Chick-Fil-A window who was probably paid off by the Kock brothers using Halliburton money laundered by Tom Delay in Dick Cheney’s bunker.

At least there will be no “Ms. Smith” to put up with Adam as he winds down his film career.

Adam can take comfort, curled up on his sofa, with some Ben and Jerry ice cream and his pet pugs parked in his lap.

Bravo, Adam, talking to the drive up window made national news!

I hear Wendy’s salad bar needs a good lecture as well.