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Thursday
Jan312013

Señor Senator

Oh say it isn’t a hoax.

Geraldo has seen a mirror - a United States Senator is looking back at him, and it has a crazy mustache.

This could be too good to be true. Geraldo would have to give up Fox News and raise money – like every other US Senator except Rockefeller.

Would it be fun to see who does and does NOT donate to Geraldo? I think so.

Geraldo would be a one note tune just like the liberal Dems from NJ are now, so who cares how left he would be, wouldn’t matter.

One thing his Geraldoness is not counting on is how stinking ugly a NJ primary would be. Geraldo would have to either leave his altruistic, lofty, lefty post or have his keister cooked and served with rice.

From the moment he announces he is a divider.

And for a second shot at irrelevance, Geraldo knows nothing about business just as our economy goes all European on us.

Blather on Geraldo, make a fool of yourself like that Saturday Night Live Senator.

If a bunch of non-serious actors and Hollywood types want in on the Senate as Democrats just before an economic collapse, more power to them.

It just might bring out some adults to run against both parties.

Reader Comments (3)

Imagine, if you will, a tea setting on the White House Lawn: Barry, Gerry, Stuart Smalley, and lil' biden-his-time Joe – all discussin' a furiously how to peace together Uncle Sammy's debt bubble when it bursts from a small Chinese pinprick. "You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone! " There, now doesn't that make you ... smile?
– C. dog chasing rabbits into black-holes
February 1, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterC. dog
dog:

One of the joys of being a party out of power when fighting moonbatism is watching them in their unnatural habitat.
February 1, 2013 | Registered CommenterEd Naile
Why, it's like plinkin' hares on snowless winter's day.
– C. dog salivating over hasenpfeffer
February 1, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterC. dog

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