I have a new way for citizens of America to greet each other. It’s like fist bump but with a twist.
1. Hold your left hand out about chest high while keeping your right hand partially open about waist high.
2. Now shake your left fist violently like you have a Pakistani store clerk in it.
3. Remember that your right hand must remain open like you have a box of Cigarillos in it.
There, now we have a counter- urban culture gesture to offset the “Hands in the air don’t shoot” salute for rioters and fellow travelers from the Left.