Cuba's Warren Buffet

Let’s all help Fidel on his way to his just reward.

I looked up his net worth – on the net, so it is his net net worth. At last count he has squirreled away $977,000,000.00 dollars, not bad for a guy who lives in an impoverished country with no toilet paper.

So remember, as we “normalize” relations with old money bags, who can only afford green fatigues out on the lecture circuit, this new influx of US dollars in the way of stupid American tourists in paradise may just put Mr. Castro in the Billionaire Dictator Club.

Add that to Obama’s list of achivements he didn't promise but has always planned.