Polar Opposites

If a snail darter shows up in a stream near your farm you are out on the street. But if a bear takes up residence at your elite downhill ski area, you just shoot him full of drugs and drag him to some nearby fly-over country:


Maybe some small town judge should order the ski area shut down until the bear moves on to a new home or establishes himself a permanent one at this elite, snob-infested, eco-aware, downhill ski area so it can be shut down to create a wildlife preserve.

We have our priorities all screwed up in Realville.

What a golden opportunity to hand the Starbucks crowd a taste of what they do to others?