Henniker Hate-mailer Says Howdy

Henniker Hate-mailer Says Howdy

If you take the position hate mailers might have a mental disorder then you probably pray the hate-mailer would seek professional help.

Right?

I have a suggestion for a way a person who sends hate mail can begin travelling the road to recovery. (I borrow from some addiction lingo I have heard from TV commercials.)

What about this series of suggestions for a hate mailer who needs help:

1. Have you had yourself evaluated for mental health issues?

2. You certainly present as a person with severe personality disorders.

3. Do everyone, including yourself, a favor and get psychological counseling or psychiatric treatment before you write another hate letter.

Not a bad list for a hate mailer to have on hand before he or she is compelled to strike again.

But wait!

Here is what Dennis Hamel received in his special, one of a kind, Henniker Town Meeting hate mail letter, as a reward for speaking at the Henniker Town Meeting:

Have you had yourself evaluated for mental health issues?

You certainly present as a person with severe personality disorders.

Do everyone, including yourself, a favor and get psychological counseling or psychiatric treatment before next year's school and town budget season.

Hmmmmmmmmmm…

But maybe I am wrong?

It just occurred to me that this Henniker Hate Mail Dennis Hamel received might be a twisted liberal cry for help!

The hate-mailer is projecting to Dennis what she really needs and desperately wants for herself. Do you, as I do, feel a medical break-though happening without a big stuffed leather sofa? Call it a home grown Henniker liberal mental disorder recovery.

So here is my non-professional subscription for a non-chemical, organic remedy for the Henniker Hate Mailer.

Ed Naile

61 Tubbs Hill Road

Deering, NH

03244

I will read and review any hate mail you send me (anonymous of course) if it makes you and yours feel better over there in Henniker.

I have a folder full of hate mail. There are even five poems a hate mailer sent me as well as TWO anonymous “Upgrade to Complete Asshole,” one in calligraphy, certificates – TWO. I must have really done my job for those badges of honor when I was a Selectman.

Send me your hate mail Henniker Hate Mailer I promise I will read it and cure you.