Ed Naile, CNHT

Hear Ed Naile every Wednesday morning on WLMW 90.7 FM on the Girard at Large radio show or listen to the archives at Voter Fraud Radio

Be Prepared

From what I can figure, today, January 17, is the date in 1998 that Matt Drudge went public with the Monica Lewinsky story the major news media tried so hard to cover up.

Thanks Matt.

So on the ten year anniversary of one of the most stunning achievements of the made for television dysfunctional situation tragedy known as the “Clinton Clan” I submit this:

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Show Me The Money Show Trial

In order to have a kinder and gentler Democrat Presidential Primary, a federal Judge has delayed the trial of NH Congresswoman Carol Shea-Porter’s old pal from Louisiana, Congressman Dollar Bill Jefferson. Unfortunately for the Democrats who just re-elected him, knowing he was a crook – but THEIR crook, they have to put up with all this legal mumbo jumbo and unfair wheel spinning. Dollar Bill was to go on trial January 16, 2008. Now it will be February 25, 200…, about the time Guam has its primary.

Imagine having a criminal bribery and fraud trial for a prominent long-serving respected Democrat in the respected US Congress during a Democrat Primary already filled with racial tension between the first serious female (?) Democrat candidate and the first serious black Democrat for President. (I thought the first black President was husband of this first serious female, Democrat candidate ?) This is so confusing it could turn voters off.

Let it not happen! Let us not chance any news outlet dwelling on who is already serving in “the most ethical Congress in US history” as they like to be called. This could only damage our Democracy. (“Democracy” is the Democrat/Liberal term for Constitutional Republic, which is the form of government we actually have.

Dollar Bill’s criminal sentence, should he be convicted of these trumped up charges of stealing $10,000.00 of the $100,000.00 bribe money he took from the FBI on video tape, along with all the other trumped up charges, could garner him 235 years in prison. Wow, his sentence is almost as inflated as our US dollar bill – a coincidence you say?

Now back to our honest court system, Congress, and Presidential Primary. (Don’t you wish they had a poll on how many people think Dollar Bill is innocent? They could break it down by race and party affiliation.)

In the mean time, no pun intended, we voters will just have to be content to watch Hillary go after Obama’s self admitted drug problems through her willing surrogates such as Hillary co-chair Bill Shaheen, our former “First Hunk.” So much for the other issues, they will have to wait.

After the primary we can then settle down to the nightly news endlessly reporting the upcoming US financial collapse, historical rates of homelessness, contaminated food and water, evil Republicans who are secretly gay, unaffordable everything the government can buy you, and how much the rest of the world hates us. You know, the standard liberal issues.

I will be most interested in the new list of “Republicans for whoever the Democrat candidate is” full page ads in the Union Leader. That should occur about three days before the November election. I keep the old ones to match up with the most current list. All you need to is print over the “Republicans for Shaheen” which was plastered over with “Republicans for Lynch” which can easily be plastered over with “Republicans for Obama.”

Just kidding, it will be “Republicans for Hillary” because if Obama actually wins the primary the Democrat Super Delegates will hold a brokered convention and slip in the socialist moonbat they have groomed for 30 years.

This is my favorite part of the process.


Pro Se ick

Ten days ago I represented myself, unless that is a debatable point as well, in Hillsborough Superior Court in Manchester, NH in a Motion to Dismiss my appeal of a property tax abatement request denial for 2006. It gets weirder.

The corrupt town I live in, Deering, the one that taught me that in fact you can find something under a rock every time you look, denied my simple property tax appeal on two grounds, one, that it was late, two, that I am not the owner.

We had Judge Abramson. I am happy with that.

The Town’s attorney, from Mitchell and Bates in Laconia, put the town Administrative Assistant, Robin Buchanan, on the stand so she could retract the sworn statement she made to get this case started. It stated I handed her my appeal on Friday, March 2, a day late. I did not bother to cross examine her.

The town attorney obviously found it may be too difficult to prove I came in on Friday because the Town Hall is closed in Fridays. In my Objection to their case I simply stated I was not IN Deering on March 2, 2007 during the hours the town hall is open on the days they are open. Since I put in no further details they got scared and had to retract the sworn affidavit for fear I had evidence I was not in town – which I was not.

One false affidavit out of the way, on to - ownership.

The Town of Deering also claimed that I was not due any abatement because I am not the owner of the property. That is partly true. I do not own the property. It is in my wife’s name. We are married and have lived there for 30 years. I have been in a pitched political battle with these people for about twenty of those years.

The proper statute I submitted my appeal under only references “taxpayer” and “aggrieved party,” as being a person who can appeal, ownership is not to be found anywhere in the statute. It was stricken from the law in 1978 from what I can tell. It would stand to reason the Town would be asked by the Court to prove I am at least not an “aggrieved party” but, hey this is New Hampshire, that did not happen.

I do not know how Judge Abramson will rule. It was to my advantage to have the Town pull a stunt like this. It is the third Superior Court case I have had to endure to conduct simple town business.

In 1991 I won a case against them for holding documents from me for four months and again in 2004 I beat them in another case involving specific public documents required by law to be available they held them for four months as well. Here we are in 2008 and the Town needs to make up an affidavit and a flimsy case to try to stop me from getting a simple abatement, one in which they have made what appears to be a technical error.

While I was arguing my case I had the opportunity to enter into the record that this most recent action by the Town is certainly a pattern and looks malicious. The first case brought in 1991 led to the arrest of the three selectmen and road agent. In 2004 they opened the town hall on Columbus Day to make me the assessing manual I asked for in writing four months before so to have complied with RSA91-A, the Right to Know Law, for the next days court hearing. Now this new board wants in on the legal game of cat and mouse.

The must be having more fun than I am I guess.


Yes There Is Life After The Primary

Unannounced, spur of the moment, they left the door open why not, I walked in on the New Hampshire Liberty Alliance Bill Reviewing Meeting at the Reagan Legacy HQ in Concord on Saturday.

There was a brief round of boos and hisses but I am used to that. (Kidding)

The NH Liberty Alliance for the unaware hold to this motto:

The NHLA is a non-partisan coalition working to increase individual freedom in New Hampshire. We do this by encouraging private charity, a civil society, and citizen involvement. We also support pro-liberty candidates and causes with money and volunteers.

Good people. There were about twenty in attendance. They were working on the GeneralCourt.org web site the NHLA maintains. This web site offers a quick look at the over one thousand bills introduced this year.

Here is a sample of what was discussed:

Take this new bill, HB1461, to triple the fines for having an overweight vehicle on NH highways. Does this bill suppress individual freedom? Does it affect the voters and taxpayers in the state as a whole? Is it Constitutional? When was the last time the fines were raised and is there justification for tripling the fines? Where will the proceeds go? Will the money be used to grow government or actually fix roads as we have seen has not been done with a large portion of the Highway Fund over the years?

Good questions.

I am glad this group is doing the yeoman’s work on the citizen/taxpayer (receiving) end of the legislative process.


Stupid Is As Stupid Drives

So I am driving down I 93 just south of Manchester in my 1991 Geo Metro CNHT Mobile (three cylinders, 48 miles per gallon) and zipping past me was what appeared to be a blue and white Atkinson Police cruiser. A closer look showed it to be the Senior Transport Services Division of the Atkinson Police Department. Be still my heart.

Since the vehicle was moving along at a pretty good clip I thought, “Hey, why not find out how fast they are going.”

I flogged my little Geo (I love this car) until it maxed out at 84 miles an hour at the state weigh station, my speedometer maxes at 85, and could not keep up with the Atkinson Senior Services unit until Exit 3 where the cruiser looking, elderly taxi slowed down to take the exit.

As I passed the guy driving the police taxi I beeped my Geo horn and waved. That is when I noticed the driver had a little old lady in the front seat with him.

Nice move. Clear thinking, responsible.

I wonder what the liability is for going 20 miles an hour over the speed limit in a government vehicle, license # G15388, if you slam into someone or something with a citizen on board.

Wanna bet that would make this taxpayer funded vote buying scheme look pretty expensive.

With me, my puny Geo would hardly knock the bark off a tree if I went off the road but the head on the guy driving this police taxi appeared to weigh as much as my car. Think of the damage to others sharing the road.

So much for safely transporting the elderly to their doctor’s appointments.

That was the original excuse for this scam if I am not mistaken.

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