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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v4.1.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 00:52:18 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.nhinsider.com/matt-simon/"><rss:title>Matt Simon Blog</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.nhinsider.com/matt-simon/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2008-07-20T00:52:18Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v4.1.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.nhinsider.com/matt-simon/2008/7/8/can-liberty-win-against-obsession.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.nhinsider.com/matt-simon/2008/6/24/we-gotta-stop-all-this-air-rage.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.nhinsider.com/matt-simon/2008/6/13/clegg-predicts-success-for-medical-marijuana-in-2009.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.nhinsider.com/matt-simon/2008/5/27/libertarians-accept-apologies-nominate-ex-republican-barr.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.nhinsider.com/matt-simon/2008/5/22/55-for-cancer-75-for-johns-wrecker-service.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.nhinsider.com/matt-simon/2008/7/8/can-liberty-win-against-obsession.html"><rss:title>Can Liberty Win Against Obsession?</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.nhinsider.com/matt-simon/2008/7/8/can-liberty-win-against-obsession.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Matt Simon</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-07-08T14:36:56Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>A new website called <a class="offsite-link-inline" target="_blank" href="http://thefreedomrevolution.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=frontpage&Itemid=1">TheFreedomRevolution.com</a> was launched July 4 by some folks who were part of the Ron Paul campaign, and&nbsp; I contributed the following article:</em></p><p><strong>Can Liberty Win Against Obsession?&nbsp;</strong></p><p><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms,geneva">There's a great scene in the <em>Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy</em> series where Ford Prefect dismisses the idea of saving the galaxy from destruction by the Krikkit race. &quot;We don't stand a whelk's chance in a supernova,&quot; he tells Slartibartfast.&nbsp; His reason? The Krikkits are quite clearly obsessed.<br /> <br /> &quot;We're not obsessed by anything, you see,&quot; insisted Ford... &quot;And that's the deciding factor. We can't win against obsession. They care, we don't. They win.&quot;<br /> <br /> This is one fundamental reason which explains why radical authoritarian crusaders (imperialists, prohibitionists, etc.) so often win their political battles and defenders of liberty so often lose.&nbsp; People who want to tell others how they must live are frequently obsessed, and the silent majority of people who would prefer a &quot;live and let live&quot; approach to governance are usually too busy <em>living</em> to develop any serious political sophistication. Typically, the pro-liberty position gets outworked, outspent, and outfoxed in any policy dispute; sometimes it takes the authoritarians decades to get what they want, but eventually they succeed and people and politicians are convinced to support a senselessly utopian social policy experiment like Alcohol Prohibition, or maybe a wealth-destroying, privacy-stealing income tax. Over time, all these small and large authoritarian obsessions add up to one giant transfer of authority from self-governing individuals to centralized government. Then, at some point, citizens gradually begin to notice that they feel poorer and less free.</font></p><p><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"><br /></font>  <font size="2" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"> That &quot;some point&quot; is where we are today. Most individuals and most families are in debt, and our own governments are in debt at every level. The federal government, which effectively serves as &quot;lender of last resort&quot; for the entire U.S. economy, is itself so far in debt that the numbers don't even seem to mean anything anymore. Fortunately, voters have at least a vague sense that money coming in should sort of equal money going out, and now they're trying to figure out what the heck has happened to their country. After all, politicians run as Republicans and Democrats, not as Obsessed Authoritarians! So who are these unfit-to-govern individuals, and how can you pick one out of a candidate line-up?<br /> <br /> Positive authoritarian identification can be a serious problem, especially for casual voters. Obsessive authoritarianism comes in so many forms that it can be difficult to recognize when blended with other characteristics. We all know what obsession is, but how do we find a good definition of authoritarianism? One startlingly reliable method I learned as a college writing instructor is to ask recent high school graduates to compose a definition of the opposite concept, freedom.&nbsp; Here's one answer, verbatim, that I was never able to forget:<br /> <br /> <em>&quot;What is Freedom?&nbsp; Freedom is trusting in your government, or superiors, and believing that they will guide you on a path of good will.&quot;</em><br /> <br /> Yes, this is what many kids emerge from twelve years of school believing -- that freedom means being free to trust the government and do what its enforcers say (or else).&nbsp;Quite simply, many kids emerge from school believing exactly what you want your minions to believe if you are interested in becoming a successful tyrant; they think government is (a) omnipotent and (b) unquestionably legitimate in all its actions as long as citizens occasionally get to vote in a new Big Brother.<br /> <br /> Where could young people possibly get these authoritarian ideas, notions which contradict every principle articulated in our country's founding documents?&nbsp; Well, they're obviously very popular in schools, popular in the media, and ultra-popular with politicians like Rudy Giuliani, who in a 1994 speech blasphemed as follows:<br /> <br /> <em>&quot;Freedom is about authority.&nbsp; Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do.&quot;</em><br /> <br /> Wow, that one makes me cringe every time. Fortunately, not all college students are graduates of the Rudy Giuliani school of political theory. I very occasionally got to read an answer that would go something like this:<br /> <br /> <em>&quot;What is Freedom?&nbsp; <strong>Freedom is the ability to pursue your own happiness and make your own choices as long as you don't hurt anybody else.</strong>&quot;</em><br /> <br /> It was nice, for a change, to read that left is not right and up is not down.&nbsp; However, I have to point out that the young adults who wrote accurate definitions of freedom tended to have one thing in common: they were not products of government-operated schools. Somewhere along the way, they had been encouraged to develop minds of their own.<br /> <br /> Unfortunately, because the Rudy Giuliani's of the universe are so violently obsessed, they tend to develop sophisticated networks of political machinery and begin acquiring, consolidating, and wielding power over others. Meanwhile, the Ford Prefects of the universe rush to accept the fact that the galaxy is doomed.&nbsp; &quot;That's why I want to have as many drinks and dance with as many girls as possible while there are still any left,&quot; he concludes. <br /><br />Prefect's assessment turns out to be quite wrong in the book, and today's pro-liberty give-up artists are also wrong.&nbsp; The path forward is clear; between drinks and dances, we need to cultivate our healthy obsessions with human liberty and start scoring some victories at the state and local levels.&nbsp; The seeds have been sown!</font></p><font size="2" face="trebuchet ms,geneva"></font>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.nhinsider.com/matt-simon/2008/6/24/we-gotta-stop-all-this-air-rage.html"><rss:title>We Gotta Stop All This "Air Rage"</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.nhinsider.com/matt-simon/2008/6/24/we-gotta-stop-all-this-air-rage.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Matt Simon</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-06-24T03:30:58Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This press release should get a few reactions, no?&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="Times"><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 16px;">For Immediate Release</span></font></font></strong></p><font face="Times"><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><br /></span></font></font><font size="4" face="Times"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><strong><span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal;"><div><font face="Times"><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 16px;">June 23, 2008</span></font></font></div><div><font face="Times"><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><br /></span></font></font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font size="6"><strong><font face="Times">SAFER Will Call for Marijuana Lounges in Nation's Airports&nbsp;to Address Growing Concerns Over Drunk and Disorderly Airline Passengers</font></strong></font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font size="6" face="Times"><strong><br /></strong></font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><font face="Times"><font size="5"><em>Group says marijuana is a safer alternative to alcohol for pre-flight relaxation and relief from anxiety</em></font></font></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font size="6"><strong><em><font face="Times"><br /></font></em></strong></font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font size="5" face="Times"><strong><em>Press conference TOMORROW (Tue., 6/24) in front of FAA Building in Denver</em></strong></font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font size="5" face="Times"><strong><em><br /></em></strong></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" face="Times">DENVER -- On Tuesday, June 24, at 12 p.m., Denver-based organization <a href="http://saferchoice.org/" target="_blank" class="offsite-link-inline">Safer Alternative For Enjoyable Recreation (SAFER)</a> will hold a press conference in front of the Denver Airports District Office of the Federal Aviation Administration (26805 E. 68th Ave.) to&nbsp;call for marijuana lounges in airports nationwide to address the growing number of in-flight problems involving drunk and disorderly passengers. In&nbsp;</font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" face="Times"><br /></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" face="Times">SAFER will urge federal and local officials to allow the use of marijuana in airport smoking lounges so that adults have the ability to use the drug instead of alcohol to relax and deal with anxiety prior to their flights. The group points to scientific evidence that shows alcohol use contributes to the likelihood of violent and unruly behavior, whereas the use of marijuana actually makes such behavior less likely.&nbsp;</font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" face="Times"><br /></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" face="Times">&quot;Adults should be allowed another option for relaxing and dealing with their anxiety when they fly,&quot; said SAFER Executive Director Mason Tvert. &quot;It is irrational and potentially dangerous policy to continue allowing passengers to get drunk before and during flights while prohibiting them from simply making the safer choice to use marijuana prior to boarding.&quot;</font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" face="Times"><br /></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" face="Times">The&nbsp;</font><em><font size="4" face="Times">Rocky Mountain News</font></em><font size="4" face="Times">&nbsp;reported yesterday (<a target="_blank" href="http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/jun/23/flying-drunk-no-joke-feds-say-vowing-crackdown/">http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/jun/23/flying-drunk-no-joke-feds-say-vowing-crackdown/</a>) that federal officials &quot;vowed to crack down on the record number of often-drunk passengers behaving badly on commercial airliners,&quot;&nbsp;following a federal hearing for a woman who got drunk<span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: 12px;"><font size="4" face="Times">&nbsp;and violent aboard a JetBlue flight, causing it to be diverted to Denver International Airport last week.&nbsp;</font><span style="font-family: times; font-size: 14px;">&nbsp;The article cited U.S. Attorney Troy Eid, Colorado's top federal prosecutor, who said U.S. attorneys have been meeting to discuss addressing the &quot;rising problems.&quot;&nbsp;</span></span></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" face="Times"><br /></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" face="Times">&quot;This proposal would make our airways safer and we hope these federal prosecutors will give it some serious thought,&quot; Tvert said. &quot;Such problems are bound to persist if we continue to allow passengers to drink and fly without giving them another outlet for relaxing and dealing with the anxiety before and during their travels.&quot;&nbsp;</font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" face="Times"><div style="margin: 0px;"><font><font size="4" face="Times">In August, a Southwest Airlines flight was diverted to Denver after a drunk passenger allegedly tried to choke another passenger, pushed a flight attendant and tried to touch a flight attendant inappropriately. One month earlier,&nbsp;a mother under the influence of alcohol was charged with interfering with a flight attendant and two counts of assault after being accused of striking her children, ages 2 and 4, on a flight from San Francisco to Denver.&nbsp;</font></font></div></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" face="Times"><br /></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" face="Times">The growing trend in incidents of &quot;air rage&quot; has caused some airlines, such as United, to create a committee to address the problem. According to Sara Nelson, a spokeswoman&nbsp;for the Association of Flight Attendants at United:</font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" face="Times"><br /></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" face="Times">&quot;We have seen an increase in these incidents throughout the industry,&quot; said Sara Nelson, a spokeswoman for the Association of Flight Attendants at United. &quot;The biggest frustration is delays and cancellations, and that has the added problem of people sitting at airports and going to a bar and drinking alcohol.&nbsp;<strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Alcohol is a leading cause of air-rage incidents.&quot;</span></strong></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" face="Times"><div style="margin: 0px; min-height: 18px;"><br /></div><div style="margin: 0px;"><font size="5" face="Times"><em>Safer Alternative For Enjoyable Recreation (SAFER) is a Colorado-based non-profit organization whose mission is to educate the public about the harmful consequences associated with alcohol, as compared to the safer&mdash;yet illegal&mdash;substance: marijuana. It was behind the successful ballot initiative that made Denver the first U.S. city to remove all penalties for adult marijuana possession. For more information, see&nbsp;</em><a target="_blank" href="http://www.saferchoice.org/"><font color="#2147b3" style="color: rgb(33, 71, 179);"><em>http://www.SAFERchoice.org</em></font></a><em>.</em></font></div></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" face="Times"><br /></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font face="Times"><strong><font size="5">WHAT:&nbsp;</font></strong><font size="5">Press conference to call for marijuana lounges at airports nationwide</font></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font face="Times"><font size="5"><br /></font></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font face="Times"><strong><font size="5">WHEN:</font></strong><font size="5">&nbsp;TOMORROW, Tuesday, June 24, 12 p.m. (noon)</font></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font face="Times"><font size="5"><br /></font></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font face="Times"><strong><font size="5">WHERE:&nbsp;</font></strong><font size="5">In front of the Denver Airports District Office of the Federal Aviation Administration, 26805 E. 68th Avenue, Denver &nbsp;</font></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font face="Times"><font size="5"><br /></font></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font face="Times"><strong><font size="5">WHO:</font></strong><font size="5">&nbsp;Safer Alternative For Enjoyable Recreation (SAFER)</font></font></div></span></strong></span></font>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.nhinsider.com/matt-simon/2008/6/13/clegg-predicts-success-for-medical-marijuana-in-2009.html"><rss:title>Clegg Predicts Success for Medical Marijuana in 2009</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.nhinsider.com/matt-simon/2008/6/13/clegg-predicts-success-for-medical-marijuana-in-2009.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Matt Simon</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-06-13T06:50:05Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em id="iqut"><strong id="iqut0">Do you support or oppose changing the law in New Hampshire to allow seriously and terminally ill patients to use and grow medical marijuana for personal use if their doctors recommend it?</strong></em><br id="a0kf" /> <br id="iatx" /> If you said &quot;yes,&quot; you are in good company.&nbsp; <a class="offsite-link-inline" target="_blank" href="http://nhcommonsense.org/poll" id="xeo1">A poll conducted in April</a> by Mason and Dixon Polling and Research, Inc., found that 71% of New Hampshire voters are now in favor of medical marijuana reform.<br id="ko:3" /> <br id="ko:30" /> <em id="igzj">Even Republicans?</em><br id="ki-k" /> <br id="ki-k0" /> New Hampshire Republican voters favor medical marijuana reform by a 56% to 32% margin (12% undecided).&nbsp; 87% of Democrats and 72% of independents agree, and only 21% of NH voters want to continue arresting seriously and terminally ill patients for marijuana.</p> <p>Will all this public support translate into legislative success for medical marijuana in 2009?&nbsp; One top Republican legislator and candidate for U.S. Congress says he thinks so.&nbsp; In a June 8 appearance on the cable show <a class="offsite-link-inline" target="_blank" href="http://www.nhcaptv.com/" id="wrr0">&quot;Capitol Access,&quot;</a> State Senator Bob Clegg (R-Hudson) was asked about HB 1623, a bill reducing penalties for minor marijuana possession which passed the House this year but was swept under a rug by the Senate.&nbsp; Clegg explained that he had tried to work out a compromise on the bill (which enjoyed support by a less overwhelming majority of voters, 53% to 34%, than medical marijuana reform), but that Senate Democrats had decided it was more important to protect the governor than address the issue.&nbsp; &quot;I would say that next year... that would have a good opportunity, at least for medical marijuana,&quot; he added.&nbsp;</p>     <p>The short clip can be viewed <a href="http://drop.io/cct2ot6/asset/capitolaccess-ep29340-clegg-on-marijuana" target="_blank" class="offsite-link-inline">here</a>.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.nhinsider.com/matt-simon/2008/5/27/libertarians-accept-apologies-nominate-ex-republican-barr.html"><rss:title>Libertarians Accept Apologies, Nominate Ex-Republican Barr</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.nhinsider.com/matt-simon/2008/5/27/libertarians-accept-apologies-nominate-ex-republican-barr.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Matt Simon</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-27T05:05:17Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="entry_body_text"> 					<p>The last time a Republican or Democratic Presidential Nominating Convention began with serious uncertainty was 1964, when Arizona's Barry Goldwater emerged with the Republican nod, famously proclaiming that &quot;extremism in the pursuit of liberty is no vice&quot; and that &quot;moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue.&quot; The excitement of a hotly contested nominating convention has since been the sole province of political parties which oppose the two-party system. </p>  <p>If the 652 delegates at the 2008 <a class="offsite-link-inline" target="_blank" href="http://lp.org/">Libertarian Party</a> National Convention were looking for this type of excitement Sunday in Denver, they certainly got their money's worth. After six contentious rounds of balloting, two of which resulted in ties for first place, a majority of delegates finally handed the party's presidential nomination to former Republican Congressman Bob Barr of Georgia.</p>  <p>By a margin of 324-276, Barr bested Dr. Mary Ruwart, a longtime party activist and author of the libertarian bestseller <a class="offsite-link-inline" target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/Healing-Our-World-Age-Aggression/dp/0963233661">Healing Our World</a>. Speaking to delegates prior to the Saturday night debate, which featured seven candidates and was broadcast live on C-SPAN, Ruwart described the nomination contest as &quot;truly a fight for the heart and soul of the party.&quot; She said she welcomed newcomers such as Barr and former Democratic Senator Mike Gravel to the party, but criticized aspects of their platforms as insufficiently libertarian. She argued that as a friend of Congressman Ron Paul, she would be more able than Barr to capitalize on the energy and enthusiasm of the &quot;Ron Paul Revolution.&quot;</p>  <p>Barr is the first to admit that his path to the Libertarian Party, which he joined in 2006, did not exactly follow a straight line. In fact, the party had targeted him for electoral defeat in 2002 as part of a strategy to attack the &quot;worst drug warriors in Congress.&quot; A hard-hitting television advertisement criticizing his opposition to medical marijuana helped sink Barr in a Republican primary against Rep. John Linder, which pitted two incumbents whose districts had been merged. </p>  <p>The party's ire had been partly inspired by a piece of legislation called the Barr Amendment. This 1998 Amendment was written and passed to keep votes from being counted on a medical marijuana ballot initiative in the District of Columbia. When a counting of the ballots was ordered by a judge, it was found that the measure had succeeded by a 69% to 31% margin, but the Barr Amendment continues to prohibit the reform's implementation.</p>  <p>Rob Kampia, delegate from what he half-jokingly referred to as &quot;the 'taxation without representation' non-state of DC&quot; and executive director of the <a class="offsite-link-inline" target="_blank" href="http://mpp.org/">Marijuana Policy Project</a>, assured skeptics of Barr's sincere conversion in a nominating speech. Kampia explained that Barr had for two years been lobbying Congress to end federal raids in states where medical marijuana patients are protected under state law. Kampia also said Barr has lobbied Congress to repeal the Barr amendment, which truly demonstrates the sincerity of his conversion and &quot;shows humility.&quot;</p>  <p>The top candidates were tied 186-186 after the third ballot and 202-202 after the fourth ballot, which eliminated Gravel. Third place Wayne Allan Root of Las Vegas then threw his support behind Barr and announced that he would be happy to fill the vice-presidential slot on a Barr ticket. The fifth ballot eliminated Root, and the sixth ballot delivered Barr the majority he needed to carry the nomination. </p>  <p>The delegates then chose Root for the what Barr promised would be &quot;the strongest ticket in the history of the Libertarian Party.&quot;</p>  <p>When I spoke with Barr on Saturday, he praised delegates at the convention for their focus on fundamental problems and solutions. &quot;The one striking difference between Republican conventions and this Libertarian Party convention is that every single person here that I talk with wants to talk about substance,&quot; he told me. They're not interested in the superficial aspects of politics.&quot;</p>  <p>In the debate, Barr apologized to delegates for his mistakes on the road to libertarianism, which included authorship of the Defense of Marriage Act (Barr promised he would work to repeal it) and his vote for the 2001 PATRIOT Act, which Barr has vigorously opposed since 2002. </p>  <p>Some longtime libertarians were skeptical of Barr's conversions. The conflict underlying this split between top candidates revealed a deeper schism between party members who disagree over the party's direction. Libertarians who support the party's traditional platform despite its explicit philosophical radicalism arrived at this convention hoping to undo changes to the party platform which had been adopted by reformers in 2006. For this wing of the party, it is considered more important for a candidate to clearly and consistently articulate libertarian philosophy than to earn the maximum possible number of votes or gain the maximum possible amount of exposure. </p>  <p>Morey Straus, a New Hampshire delegate, was among the disappointed Ruwart supporters. Straus argued that by nominating Barr and Root, &quot;Libertarians risk furthering the misconception that we are just another wing of conservatism.&quot; This, he said, was more important than votes because &quot;Libertarianism is not right or left.&quot; </p>  <p>On the other hand, many delegates observed that Barr's candidacy is well-poised to attract conservative voters away from John McCain, and many believed the media spotlight on Barr's marijuana policy conversion could have a considerable impact on conservative Republican audiences across the United States. </p>  <p>Regardless of the ideas at stake, the suspense of this convention was exhilarating for the candidates and delegates. It's hard to imagine, but if the Republicans and Democrats still had nominating conventions like this one, how much better would they do in the ratings?</p> 					 					</div>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.nhinsider.com/matt-simon/2008/5/22/55-for-cancer-75-for-johns-wrecker-service.html"><rss:title>$55 for cancer, $75 for John's Wrecker Service</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.nhinsider.com/matt-simon/2008/5/22/55-for-cancer-75-for-johns-wrecker-service.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Matt Simon</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-22T02:33:08Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a semi-cheerful yet cautionary tale of woe for anybody who makes the mistake of thinking that near-empty parking lots on Dixon Avenue are a safe place to park during next year's <a class="offsite-link-inline" target="_blank" href="http://giveto.concordhospital.org/NetCommunity/Page.aspx?&pid=209&srcid=194">Concord Hospital Rock 'N Race</a> for cancer.&nbsp; They aren't.&nbsp; I saw at least 70 or 80 cars worth of event participants make this mistake yesterday evening, and a few of us paid a heavy price (one which in my case could have been much heavier).&nbsp; Here's the story...<br id="ctpr0" /> <br id="i.1j0" /> First the good part: the Rock 'N Race.&nbsp; This was a really super event, and I'll look forward to hearing how much money it brought in for the Payson Center for Cancer Care.&nbsp; I was very proud of my team from <a class="offsite-link-inline" target="_blank" href="http://www.questyoga.com/">Quest Yoga Studio</a>, which raised a total of $1,450.&nbsp; My friends are all as broke as I am, so the only donation I secured was $35 from my wonderful mother, but that plus the $20 I plunked down to be part of the event and I figured I'd put $55 bucks toward making the event a success.&nbsp; (I did get a t-shirt out of the deal, a Schick Quattro &quot;Midnight&quot; razor, and an organic chocolate bar, so I suppose I should consider the $20 money well spent.)<br id="s1:c0" /> <br id="s1:c1" /> As we assembled in front of the state house, there were several sprinkly moments leading up to the start of the race (I was walking, not racing) and a few almost rainy moments during the first 1/8 of the course, but things cleared up as we took a right from Main St. onto Pleasant and started up the hill.&nbsp; I put away my umbrella, and my fellow walkers and I got about our business... which was walking.&nbsp; Along the course, I was pleasantly surprised to see probably 7 or 8 bands set up under canopies to entertain the runners and walkers.&nbsp; Other folks just stood by and cheered us on, saying things like &quot;thank you&quot; and &quot;keep up the good work.&quot;&nbsp; That plus the sun peeking out gave most of us wet-shoed walkers the warm fuzzies, which is what you're supposed to get when you do something good for other people.<br id="hwu:0" /> <br id="hwu:1" /> Unfortunately, the bad part: some of us got towed.<br id="bzmx0" /> <br id="i.1j1" /> The story begins with me driving around looking for a parking space for this huge event, and a friend I ran into told me behind the Holiday Inn would be okay.&nbsp; Well, I should have certainly taken her advice and parked behind the Holiday Inn, because I'm pretty sure the decent, civic-minded folks who run the Holiday Inn would never be such jerks as to call a towing company for a once-a-year event where people show to raise money for fighting cancer.&nbsp; It's a short event, and the cars will be gone soon anyway, so what's the point unless you happen to be getting a kickback from the towing company?<br id="pxal0" /> <br id="pxal1" /> So I messed up and parked in the lot _next_ to the Holiday Inn overflow lot.&nbsp; Hell, it was about 80% empty; also, I'd just seen two other cars park there, and people wearing Rock 'N Race t-shirts hopped out of them without the slightest look of concern on their faces, so I followed suit.&nbsp; When in Rome, right?&nbsp; Well, people in Rome get towed, too, I'm afraid...<br id="nlmd0" /> <br id="nlmd1" /> When I got back to the lot, every lot on Dixon Avenue was at least half-full if not 75% full.&nbsp; They were slowly being emptied of cars as people left from the Rock 'N Race.&nbsp; But sure enough, there were two tow trucks in the one lot I happen to have landed in, and my crappy old Sunfire was already perched atop one of them.&nbsp; Fortunately, I have a lot of experience getting towed, having attended graduate school in Morgantown, WV, which is home to the shadiest towing jerk in the universe, Captain Kickback himself, Vic Solomon of Vic's Towing.&nbsp; (I seriously almost took a swing at Vic once just to wipe the smirk off his face after he'd &quot;legally&quot; robbed me yet again, but that's another story -- Vic, unlike the guy who towed me after the race, is the kind of guy who would tow cars away from a funeral and giggle all the way to the bank.)&nbsp; <br id="n0h.0" /> <br id="n0h.1" /> The guy from John's Wrecker Service was clearly not in a good mood when I walked over, but I didn't immediately know why.&nbsp; He was about to hop in the truck and drive it back to the shop, but I politely identified myself as the owner of the vehicle and asked what it would take to get the thing down.&nbsp; The guy said he'd have to call the shop and ask, which he did (walked around the truck to do so), and then came back and informed me that if I had $75 cash, he could let my car down, and if not, he'd have to take it back to the shop and it would be a lot more.&nbsp; I asked what a lot more was, and he said $150.&nbsp; I agreed, that was a lot more, but I said that fortunately I had the $75.&nbsp; Lucky for me I had just been to the bank!<br id="z2160" /> <br id="z2161" /> Then the guy asked me to hop in the truck so he could drive to another lot where he'd have more room to let my car down.&nbsp; Once I was in the car, he made it pretty clear that he felt awful to be towing cars under these circumstances, but that his company had a contract with the lot owner, and the lot owner had called them.&nbsp; &quot;I feel like I'm taking candy from orphans,&quot; he lamented.&nbsp; I assured him that I wasn't an orphan, that I knew the risk when I parked next to a &quot;No Parking&quot; sign, and that he was just doing his job.&nbsp; I had no choice but to fork over the $75, but I did have a choice in whether or not to get riled and take my frustration out on a person who was only following a bad order to avoid losing his job. <br id="je6-0" /> <br id="xej81" /> So here is my comment to John or whoever runs John's Wrecker Service: next time you are called to tow cars from a half-empty lot during a charity event, the best response is to say &quot;dude, those cars will be gone in an hour -- it's the Rock 'N Race!&quot;&nbsp; If you absolutely have to tow cars because the lot owner insists, reduce your rates for the people you tow, and if you're not going to do that, at least donate 50% of the money you make off schmucks like me to the Concord Hospital Payson Center for Cancer Care!<br id="ov0_0" /> <br id="ov0_1" /> Yes, I know this is supposed to be a political blog, so to appease my readers, I will politicize the conclusion.&nbsp; So here goes... <br id="ctpr2" /> <br id="ctpr3" /> Did this crap happen back in the good old days?&nbsp; And does asking that question make me a conservative? ;)</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>