I come before you today, not to accept this award, but to decline it, as I am totally unfit to receive it, having done nothing to deserve it, except to fool millions of Americans into electing me President.
To them I also say:
"I have come to realize that I am grossly incompetent and therefore totally unqualified to be a community organizer, much less President of the United States. Accordingly, I hereby resign, effective at the end of this speech. I leave the country and its' future in the hands of Vice_President Biden.
With that in mind, I say from the bottom of my heart. MAY GOD HELP US ALL."
P.S. I am going back to Kenya, the land of my birth and forefathers.