ALG's Daily Grind - Congratulations, you have survived the sequester!

March 1, 2013

Congratulations, you have survived the sequester!

The world didn't end. Food is still safe to eat. Planes are landing safely on runways. Invading armies are not storming our shores. And life is continuing on normally just as it was yesterday.

NLRB Pays Two Employees $100K Each to Work for the Union

These are employees whose official job is to handle internal NLRB union activities exclusively, rather than carrying out any of the NLRB's official responsibilities.

 Mars to Earth: Cut Your Spending

Rep. Vern Buchanan: "The government spent $325,000 last year constructing a robot squirrel to replicate the interaction between rattle snakes and the small-sized rodent.  Meanwhile, NASA spent $1 million taste-testing fine cuisine to be served on the planet Mars.  And last, but certainly not least, the Department of Homeland Security spent taxpayer dollars preparing for the zombie apocalypse."

…and the seas boiled, and the skies fell

With spending now cut, Obama's sixth seal has been opened.