Carol, What Does the B Stand for?

The humor in Carol Shea Porters most recent press release wasn't missed on the NH Insider forum readers.  As one reader quickly pointed out after the release of her newest press release Carol apparently is showing why she is no help at all in breaking out dependency on foreign oil partly because she doesn't know what foreign oil even is.

Here's her statement that has gotten everyone's sides a bursting, "Today, BP—one of the country’s major oil companies" (read the press statement in full here).

BP is one of the country's major oil companies?  BP as in British Petroleum?  Headquarters in London and CEO Tony Hayward also of London.  Even though they set up shop here and sell here in the US I don't know if I'd label them a US company.

Comments

[Suzanne]

Well Richard, you see, there really is a very simple explanation.

Carol identifies ideologically with that of people as subjects that she was simply speaking from the English perspective. It's a very common slip of the tongue amongst elitists.
But who cares? When we have a one world government, it really won't matter who own which company anymore, will it?

See, that's how progressive she is. She's thinking that far ahead!

[Matt Simon]

Suzanne,

ROFL.

Matt

[Ed Naile]

Rick:

Is this a guessing game? Oh Goody!!

Let's see, B stands for..., B stands for..., B stands for?

I got it.

English muffin!

English muffins are made by Peperridge Farm so they are American just like British Petroleum so we must fight them.

Now that makes sense in "Carol Shea-Porter World". Remember Carol Shea-Porter World? I read it in a book called "See Carol Shea-Porter".

Here is my favorite chapter:

See Carol Shea-Porter.
See Carol-Shea Porter fight.
See carol Shea-Porter fight Big Oil.
Fight Carol, fight.
Fight, fight, fight.

See Nancy Pelosi.
See Nancy Pelosi speak.
See Carol Shea-Porter jump.
Jump Carol Jump.
Jump, jump jump.

[Observer]

Suzanne is right -- we are one and all, all in one, basking in our one-ness. Ein volk, ein reich, ein führer!

Anything that has the word ONE in it, I would question.