The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time! It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine...most of which, were still running...
But……. Don't try this at McDonald's...
The whole crew quickly left out of the back door and l never got my order!!!
Anyway, here's the Magic Green Hat...
H/T The Woodsterman