An Open Letter To Carol Shea-Porter
Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 12:01PM Rep Shea-Porter.
It occurs to me that as both a constituent and a political activist opposed to your agenda I have yet to receive an apology from you for having been called a ‘tea bagger.’ Since you do not seem inclined to apologize on your own despite the obvious free time you have (time you would normally spend reading the legislation Nancy Pelosi tells you to vote for), I thought I would drop you a line and politely ask for your apology myself.
To clarify, I have never had a scrotum anywhere near my face, not even my own. So your careless comments would—by the liberal progressives rules of overreacting to any perceived slight for financial or political gain—be an insult and a direct assault on my civil rights as a practicing heterosexual. In case you don’t know what that means, I am a man, and I like women—and to clarify further the kind of women who do not have a scrotum attached to themselves. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Your crass indifference to my plight has caused significant emotional stress. So much so that I have asked my lawyers to determine whether or not a series of civil suits should be filed against you--including a potential class action suit--for recovery of costs for undefined adverse affects to my character (or those of the class) as a result of your senseless and very public disregard for varying aspects of our lifestyle choice.
But before we venture down that road, I suspect that even an empty public apology could go a long way towards healing some of the wounds. Not that this will in any way stop us from doing everything we can to ruin you publicly anyway. If I’m not mistaken this is also one of the liberal progressive rules of over reacting to any perceived slight for financial or political gain. I figure, if the left insists on politicizing everything, equality and fairness dictate that I have an opportunity to reap what you sow. Anything else would be unequal before the law, even your twisted notion of it.
I look forward to your reply—which will undoubtedly be about the need to advance climate change legislation to create jobs or have something to do with how much you have done for veterans across the State.
Best regards,
Steve Mac Donald
NH Insider.com
P.S. Since you clearly speak for the entire democrat party, I expect them all to distance themselves from you immediately, and apologize as well, or they are equality complicit in your blatant hatred and bigotry towards people who through no fault of their own are trapped in the heterosexual lifestyle.
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Reader Comments (7)
Where are the statements from Hodes, Shaheen, and the rest of them?
Platy
Buckley gets fees for "consulting" for the Democrat Party.
That is the point. Maybe there should be legitimate work for him somewhere in the real world.
Thanks for sharing this quote:
"To clarify, I have never had a scrotum anywhere near my face, not even my own."
You are a class act.
Notice a certain crowd that can't pass up our well reasoned, spot on articles?
Sure, they are nobodies but its nice to know they care about us in some pathetic way.
I think they are called moonbat watch-kittens.
Why so defensive?
I featured Steve's quote BECAUSE it was well-reasoned and spot on.
Everyone in NH should read it just to see how much sense you and yours can make.
I'm trying to help get your message out for you and you call me a moonbat watch kitten?
Oh that hurts me so much.
Wilber