Anthropogenic Lunar Warming
Wednesday, December 9, 2009 at 08:41PM
Exaggeration is a gross constant in the Al Gore climate model. This fat assed, globe-trotting, hypocritical, serial lying alarmist toady has yet to be right about anything. His computer model is less reliable than a Microsoft operating system, yet everyone feels obligated to use it anyway. It’s almost ubiquitous. They propagandized it right into the culture.
Al Gore wrote 12 pound coffee table books with six words and 600 pictures (that's an additional 600,000 words if the maxim is correct) while the folks at the CRU massaged the data with the global warming dartboard. A bottle and a half of Thunderbird later--on one of those long lonely nights in the climate crisis bat cave when commissionr Gordens not calling about the rising tides--and we've got the "fudging" worked into the computer model with only one intern in Hospital from a minor head wound and a spiffy new eye patch which he hopes might actually help him pick up birds at the pub. So consensus was not so much that we had a problem we needed to act on as they got a monopoly on the debate, and bigger checks if they used the triples for sea level rise and the doubles for polar bear extinction. But when someone slipped the teacher their crib notes and they can't produce any evidence, probably because they never really had any, people begin to suspect subterfuge.
They could have just as easily made it all up.
Let's be honest. Anyone who was alive before Carter and is still exhaling Lisa Jackson's globe strangling gasses knows the truth. It's not any warmer now than it was 30 years ago. It got dry, and then wet. We had some warm years and some cold years. But its colder now than I think it's ever been. So it seems to me that 35 years worth of CO2 (stuck up in the sky for 3000 years absorbing heat, according to Al Gore) should have made some kind of long term visible impact. As in, I should be picking vegetables for the Christmas salad on my Merrimack beach Front property, but when I look outside I see 10 " of snow and no balmy ocean breezes. The summer was two weeks long. But I can ignore that inconvenient truth knowing the warmers have it covered; cooling is the new warming.
How do I phrase this diplomatically? Bullshit!
You people are idiots. Your plan is insane. It will kill jobs and crush the economy for no ecological gain. (There’s a fiscal gain for Al Gore and Goldman--we gave 75% of our campaign contributions for 2008 to democrats--Sachs.)
It's so critically important we act today we gave up 20 years worth of benefits for the votes to pass this "sweeping environmental action." Sweeping the BS under the hemp yoga mat is more like it. The only "action" on that House bill was taxpayer money greasing soot covered hands and lobbyists pockets. And oh yeah, remember when ten years was too long to wait for new oil? Why can't we drill for twenty years while we wait to start protecting the environment with your awesome new globe saving legislation? At least that would create some jobs in America.
Dumb-ass doesn't begin to describe these geniuses.
And until recently anyone who questioned the Coffee table book/Thunderbird/dartboard/we have no actual evidence consensus got bum-rushed into obscurity. And to this very day every time the “infallible” model is proven wrong, the Warmers concoct some hocus-pocus explanation prefaced with the phrase, “we’re not sure why this is happening but.” We're not sure why some glaciers are growing, but. We're not sure why the south pole is growing its ice sheet exponentially but. Sure there are 20,000 more polar bears but. I know we have not seen an increase in storms but. The sea level didn't rise at all but. We're not sure why its snowing in Arizona but. I’ll tell you why. You’re wrong. Stop raping the data. If the temperature record was a child you’d all be a bunch of raging pedophiles.
So objectors will not be tolerated unless they are anti-war, anti commerce, anti religion, anti constitution, or anti heterosexual. You know, break down those moldy traditions. But have we not had global warming for almost as long as we've had America? Al gore says at least 150 years. That predates slavery. Cooling is anti-establishment! It's the new black. We can all come out of the closet and get a judge to legitimize us.
“Look everyone, I’m not straight global warming anymore!”
Are you rewarded with invented rights? No. Someone from CRU (or more likly ACORN or SEIU) or some other cash-whore feeding off the teat of the amply swollen taxpayer funded breast of grants comes after you with a pillowcase full of door knobs and commits the climate change equivalent of a hate crime. Unfortunately for your right wing denier leaning ass the Matthew-Shepherd-Pentagon-Funding anti-free speech hate crimes legislation won’t protect you. There’s an undocumented stop clause. If you are the victim of a hate crime because you are a white-middle aged male-American-employed-taxpaying-Christian-resident-who objects to any aspect of the left wing agenda, it’s not about hate. It’s about protecting basic civil rights. And you should expect that shortly after you are released from intensive care you’ll be charged with "anti-global warming-hate," and inciting patriotic reciprocity from some sandal clad-Prius driving, peace-signed-t-shirt wearing tin-foil-hat moon-bat, who smells like old Doritos or stale fish with a hint of Drakka Noir and sent to Guantanamo (as soon as there is an opening)—where you can expect to get billed $250.00 an hour for your attackers weekly therapy appointments as they try to recover from the duress of having committed assault in defense of the planet. And no constitutional rights for you. Your the wrong damn color.
“He tried to stop change. I had to do it. I’m usually abhor violence. Oh, look a giant grant check from Steven Chu.”
These lying bastards make me want to puke. They whine about hate, and the fear of aggression, then commit mental cruelty on a global stage, repress debate, jimmy the figures, and threaten anyone who objects, just to keep the cash coming, and then when they are caught…"oh, that doesn’t mean anything. Al pass some of those carbon credits would you? Has anyone seen where I parked my other Jet stream?”
For the climate record, as long as there's no debate it's not science. Period. For all the sense this makes we might as well be talking about how Al's fat ass makes the moon warmer. Call it Moon bat Lunar warming.
(Note: Sometimes I have these Dennis Leary like rants. Lucky you.)
Global Warming, Rant in Corruption, Democrats, Environment, Thugocracy
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