Introducing the Taxachusetts fecal discharge tax!
Tuesday, February 3, 2009 at 01:58PM
Massachusetts may be one of the best examples we have of what it would be like to have to live in that hallowed liberal utopia the left keeps promising us. It's a corrupt, inefficient, poorly managed, tax and spend "paradise," where money is literally no object when it comes to the size and scope of government and where even tax cuts require more taxes to implement them.
To that end, the Pay-State has embarked on another taxaholic bender. They have donned the sweat-stained wife-beater, fists clenched, all five-o-clock shadow and smelling of whisky, and they are heading over to our house to teach her a lesson she wont soon forget.
boston.com is reporting that the State of Taxachusetts has asked the Supreme Judicial Court of same, to rule on its desire to require bricks and mortar retailers outside of Massachusetts (who I assume have retail outlets in Massachusetts) to tax Massachusetts residents who shop at their stores in other states--in this case New Hampshire.
"He'll find you! That's what he does! That's all he does!"
No one is or should be surprised. They tried to do the same thing to Circuit city (and others I suspect) with on-line purchases, so why stop there? Heck, why not just give Massachusetts a percentage of everything sold everywhere, as if it's ever going to be enough? (You see the problem with the liberal government run utopia now?)
We need to take a long hard look at the fine example they have set before us, not just so we can see how thoroughly they have squandered the legacy of freedom left them by the founders, but to recognize that their system is a total failure and that Massachusetts refugees continue to emigrate northward carrying their plague rats with them.
Do we need to yell stop? Can we warn them before its too late for us, and will they listen? Is there a chance we can save New Hampshire from the same kind of long slow death spiral that requires a soverign state to pimp out its neighbors for a quick fix; one that will never be enough to ease the pain?
I of course have a few observations to get us started.
1) Funny how Mass residents would need to show ID for the privilege of being taxed in a state with no sales tax, but they can come up here and vote with just a smile--or no smile, you know, whatever.
a) The irony of that of course is that those who have chosen to vote democrat here while living there, and those who have moved here to get away from there--like the look of the Granite State life raft, but can't help punching it full of holes at every opportunity, and then stand mouth agape in wonder at where all the water could be coming from.
b) College students who study in NH could have to show ID to prove they were not from Massachusetts. Again, more restrictive than our voting laws where you don't have to prove much of anything.
c) NH residents would have to show ID to prove they were not from Massachusetts, which makes it an inconvenience to shoppers but not to voters. Shopping empowers government with tax dollars but voting--wow look how shiny that thing is over there!
2) I realize there is no way this "Fecal" tax would pass scrutiny because its supposed to be unconstitutional, but when did that ever stop a democrat from doing anything that didn't just strike their fancy? Isn't that what the judicial branch is for?
3) It will go well with Massachusetts putting tolls up on the highways in and out of Mass to all points less taxed. They charge them to leave, they charge them here, they charge them to get back in. Will people from Massachusetts still pay it? Uhhhhhh-yup!
4) We put up with the non-resident tax--which should somehow be illegal--so why complain about this if it somehow managed to become law.
5) Would that mean we could charge taxes in other states but not our own? Thats a plan, eh?
5) And finally--your comments please...
Freedom,
Taxachusetts,
Taxes 
