Low Road To China

Our very own Moonbat Shea-Porter has responded to comments she made about about Chinese influence peddling, specifically that she was implying that the Chinese may have cost her re-election.

“It’s not taken out of context, it’s a lie,” Shea-Porter said. “I never said the Chinese defeated me. I never said anything of the sort.”

To Carol's credit this is about a lie but not the one she imagines.  The real lie is the same lie she and most of her party have been selling as truth since the Supreme court ruling on Citizen United.  That this ruling changed how international contributions are handled. 

Carol believes what she has been told by Nancy Pelosi and the influence peddlers in her own party, believes it so strongly that she could never be bothered to accept that the truth was anything more than the opposition "pushing back."

The ruling did not touch regulations on foreign contributions.  And all the rules for legal contributions apply equally to all parties.  So Shea-Porter's endless screed on special interest foreign money is the rambling of an idiot, posing as a lawmaker, who is either ignorant of the law, or so blinded by ideology as to be incapable of seeing the truth.

The real lie is the one she keeps telling and the irony is that special interests did cost her the election.  Her own.

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How Do You Say "Klaatu barada nikto" In Chinese?

It seems that our soon to be former US House member Carol Shea Porter has publicly acknowledged that she has more than just a few screws loose.  Carol is admitting publicly that aliens cost her the re-election.

“They’re in the halls of Congress everywhere,” Shea-Porter said in the interview with ABC’s Jonathan Karl. “[A]nd it means, for example, that you sit on a committee and you say something about concern about Chinese influence or something, you don’t even know if in the next election, somehow or another, they manage to send some money to some group that now doesn’t even have to say where they got it.”

So the Chinese and their government have covertly acted to prevent her re-election to congress in New Hampshire's first congressional district.  Is it because they are intimidated by how closely her political ideology aligns with their own?  Could it be her commitment to reducing our national defenses while allowing the Chinese to catch up?  Is it because she let them buy up hundreds of billions in our debt from her unending obsession with spending and deficits, or is it something else? Enquiring minds want to know!

One source inside the Shea-Porter camp, who asked to remain anonymous because they were not authorized to speak publicly on the matter, admitted that the congresswoman has been trying to learn the phrase "Klaatu barada nikto" in Chinese.  She claimed that if she spoke these words before the 2012 campaign that donations from the Chinese controlled conglomerates, to Caribbean front-companies, who would then move money into New Hampshire via a courier named "Falcon" traveling in a saucer shaped balloon, would stop and she would be able to win re-election.

Falcon's parents, Richard and Mayumi Heene could not confirm if their son was or was not a mule for illegal Chinese campaign contributions into New Hampshire--project code name Gort--but they took the opportunity to reach out to Carol and want to know if she would be willing to join them on a reality show produced by Levi Johnston in which they investigate paranormal-political campaign phenomena almost certainly caused by the Sino-Bush-Palin triad.

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